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Fred Demotivational Poster


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!

FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this

UNDERAPPRECIATED - Fred Astaire is considered a legend of dance, yet Ginger Rogers did everything that he did, except backwards and in high heels.

TAGS: fred astaire ginger rogers
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by angus90

GaryO - May 9, 2015, 10:45 am
there's a lotta unsung heroes from back in the day...angus90 made good posters

37°30'7.03"N 122°15'30.58"W - (Elm street)

TAGS: anto freddy
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by anto

DADDY - would you like some sausage?


TAGS: alfred hitch**** birds
Rating: 4.81/5

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hootizz - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is Brilliance..!! love how it still has an avionics theme.., 5 flocking birds for you Airman...

FRED DURST - Shut Up (and leave Metal for real musicians)

TAGS: music guitar fred durst limp bizkit
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

iPwn - December 24, 2008, 3:06 am
Fred Durst? I thought he died.
Fatty - July 16, 2008, 6:05 pm


TAGS: god freddy mercury aids
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Erecrottod

BuZZbomb - July 12, 2009, 12:02 am
Abbreviated G.O.D.? g** Old Dude?
MO - July 11, 2009, 10:20 pm
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If he liked pusssy he'd still be with us!
dfdfffffffffffddddddfdfdf - June 2, 2009, 7:02 am
that looks more like an Elizabethan era Freddy

INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.

TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a f***ing Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing g** aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bull****, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
d***!!! You the **** Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be gra** soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for p***-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm a**uming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. d*** that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the b********* and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
b*********......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
f***!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "b*********" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "b*********."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of b*********! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit b***on.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bull****. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always a**ume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the f*** is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


TAGS: queen day freddie mercury
Rating: 3.09/5

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forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:28 pm

PARENTING 101 - Every guy your daughter brings home will look just like this guy to you. Just keep saying in your head, "I'm too pretty for prison."


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


TAGS: immortal micheal jackson freddie mercury
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MPsniper - February 14, 2012, 4:48 am
remember, MJ was not found innocent, he just wasnt found guilty.
forseti - February 14, 2012, 3:25 am
What a great time! Jacko was black, they both were still alive and Justin Bieber probably wasn't even born.


TAGS: freddy mercury queen overalls
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

culos - February 2, 2011, 4:49 pm
That;s a poster by 'tonykorley;, not by anon Y mouse.... I;m confused now
steph1 - February 2, 2011, 4:43 pm
alright, let me put an end to the guessing game. i am basically new here and had not registered but submitted posters.... and from what i can see they all appeared under "Anonymous" which must be a generic. my first poster was: #12683 any before not mine.
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:16 am

click his icon....over 90 posters submitted. some pretty d*** good to. score would be ebtter if it wasn't for the confusion. clever is costing him.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:08 am
RL - get it together, man.... you've been a mod for 4 months now.... and a motifaker for almost 2 months.
rerun - February 1, 2011, 6:49 pm

I cannot find a registered user by tha name "Anonymous"
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 6:00 pm

um...correct me if i am wrong but this contributor has actually chosen the name "anonymous" as well as the avatar that goes with it. dude...think about changing it up. your score will improve.
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 2:42 pm
Love this poster a lot. Anonymous= no vote.


TAGS: freddy mercury queen guitar music
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by LIPCoelho

LIPCoelho - September 1, 2009, 4:47 pm
Citadelchief Missing the point since May 13, 2009
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because they spelled the name on the album for you ja****s!
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 6:33 pm
FREDDIE MERCURY - because the spelled the name on the album for you ja****s!
Drenix - September 16, 2008, 12:12 pm
So... Amaterasu is saying that women made Freddy g**?
Pr0udw0l7 - September 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Fredd might not have been bi,but his name apparently was....spelled with either a "ie" or "y"....make your pick.
Amaterasu - August 14, 2008, 12:19 pm
Freddy wasn't bi.He dated woman before he decided to g**.Queen rocks!
lisa the mad - August 6, 2008, 11:11 pm
Well, he was bi, but still... Es verdad.
spanky - July 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
freddie was f***ing awesome...

FREDDY KRUEGER - When you give him a wheelchair, he isnt so scary


WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? - There's a sale at JC Penney??!!?!?!


TAGS: antichrist mad alfred e newman
Rating: 3.52/5

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Zed - August 25, 2009, 4:38 am
The Anti-Christ has already came and gone, and he had Alzheimer's. Ronald = 6 letters, Wilson = 6 letters, Reagan = 6 letters.
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 4:51 pm
What, me Satan?

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY - for a Nightmare


TAGS: michael fredo corleaone godfather2
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

the1stCOMMI3 - May 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
Hey! That's demotivatingly funny

North By Northwest -

TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm

ALFRED E. NEUMAN - Has an estranged cousin named Shane MacGowan.

TAGS: alfred neuman shane macgowan likeness
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:48 am
Was a tweeker?

afraid to go to sleep? -

TAGS: sleep horror freddy
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

CloudchaserS - June 15, 2013, 10:09 pm
He has nightmares about being cornered by the Dream Warriors/Dokken

Check Writing -

WHAT - I like dolly's too

PEDDLING FASTER - lord knows I would be!! I've seen that movie B4!

TAGS: the birds the crows alfred hitchkock
Rating: 3.5/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
DR. RUSAK I Presume. From the YO MAMMAS a HOE RUSAK's.


ELTON & LADY GAGA - The scariest combination since Freddie & Jason.

Sweet Dreams are made from these -

My God freddy -

TAGS: freddy horror
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
....And my attraction to Heather Langencamp has been completely dissolved.

Wonder Years -

Alfred Hitchcock -

TAGS: alfred hitch**** dead birds revenge
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 13, 2014, 2:00 am
WoW ! I feel... empowered! Thanks. That's much better.
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 1:49 am
An auto-correct program that censors Alfred's surname... needs manual correction !
MissPriss - October 12, 2014, 12:49 pm
5L...I love the "****man"!

MY NEIGHBORHOOD - You taught us to dream. You taught us to be kind. I mourn the day you died.

TAGS: mr rogers fred rogers neighbors died
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

Arvantillian - March 16, 2011, 1:17 am
gotta give you 5...even though my son would not have the patience to sit still long enough to watch
CleverUserName - September 21, 2010, 8:24 pm
Some time ago sadly. If I ever have Kids I'm totally buying this guy on DVD. He was great.
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:39 pm

he died?
Anonymous2 - September 21, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 Daniel Striped-Tigers...
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:45 pm
just proving my noobness, never know with the lot of you. I could also be the temazepam
Claire - September 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
(That's the joke.)
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:37 pm
if we cannot laugh at ourselves and those we love we who can we laugh with?
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
It's too nice not to.
Claire - September 20, 2010, 11:35 pm
Too soon, Admiral... too soon... I also 5L'd this.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
5 lithium tablets

Fredo -

TAGS: fredo godfather son waitress
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - June 11, 2014, 6:24 pm
and... he forgot his boots in the Deer Hunter

THE FLINTSTONE - It's Not A Fad It's Fred

FREDDY - Because Niquille has a darkside.

TAGS: freddy
Rating: 2.07/5

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Spell-Checker - November 21, 2008, 1:34 am
Way to butcher the word 'NyQuil'... Niquille... Way off...

boss was giving me nightmares -